Latest from Sarah Howden
MUSIC
Concert-going hero promises to fill any and all moments of silence
McTree promises to save us all from any shred of silence.
FLYING
Air Canada issues new travel policy: you must check your privilege
Air Canada announced a new policy effective immediately: all passengers will have to check their privilege before boarding the plane.
ANNOYING
Construction worker insists prime jackhammering time is when you're on the phone mid-breakup
“It’s totally on purpose,” explains construction worker Todd Yelt. “It’s all about that perfect moment. We call it Prime Jackhammering Time."
SOCIAL ANXIETY
New social media site offers refreshing change: no posts
Between Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, LinkedIn and MySpace, compulsive social networking is a big part of most people’s days.
BEAUTY STANDARDS
Model home told to lose weight
You see them in the ads in glossy magazines, on billboards, even beckoning from the side of the road: the model homes.
HOLIER-THAN-THOU
Jesus Christ still 'kinda miffed' by the name 'Good Friday'
Taking to his newly launched Twitter account, Jesus Christ (aka the Son of God), wrote a very controversial tweet.
INEVITABLE
As spring dawns, city dwellers welcome the return of The Stink
Here comes the ubiquitous yet ever-changing odour brought on by the warmer, moister air of springtime.
TRAVEL BAN
US government adds new group to terrorist watch list: infants
Some key principles behind this controversial proclamation are outlined in a leaked internal document.
DOG PEOPLE
Teacup dog stops violently shivering for 10 happiest seconds of godforsaken life
For the tiniest of dogs, life is a relentless nightmare.
CH-CH-CH-CHANGES
Frazzled, middle-aged Mother Earth experiences embarrassing symptoms of climate change
This awkward transitional period comes with some unusual symptoms.