Latest from Jon Schabl
SIT DOWN
4 new ways to sit on a chair and one old way re-branded
The way we sit has remained unchanged for thousands of years but lately, I've found that we're just sitting through the motions.
NOG NEWS
We deserve year-round eggnog
To whom it may concern at the Nog High Council,
A CRIME... IN TIME
Netflix orders series about murder yet to be committed
In an effort to stay ahead of the competition, Netflix has picked up a 10-part, real crime, docu-series about a murder that has not even yet been perpetrated.
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Rogers call centre employee fired for treating customer with respect
In an act that has surprised no one, Rogers has fired long-time employee Lin Chen after she was overheard treating a customer with dignity.
FOOD
Honeydew in fruit salad just happy to be included
It is a difficult task to create the right balance of good fruits, and lesser fruits need to understand their place in the hierarchy.
SECURITY
Trump changes nuclear code to 1-2-3-4 so he doesn't forget
“He changed the big bomb codes to something more better for memory. And what's easier for 'membering than the first six letters of the alphabet."
JUST STOP IT
Air Canada to institute mandatory prison sentences for passengers who clap after landing
It is now illegal to applaud after a plane has landed at its destination.
MUSIC
Shania Twain's new album set to bomb in September
After a 15-year hiatus, Canada's own Country/Pop/Rock star Shania Twain is releasing a new album that will undoubtedly bomb in a spectacular fashion.
RUFF DAY
'Why did you bring me here' asks dog in bank
A purebred Chihuahua shocked an entire Toronto Dominion Bank branch earlier this week.
I LOVE YOU
New dad needs elbow surgery due to excessive skinnamarinkydinky-doing
Father of two Joseph Hardigan has been named the first official sufferer of “Skinnamarink Elbow.”