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Nintendo to release games for seniors

The line of releases will debut with the easy to play, and very addictive Glaring at Teens, where players will get points based on how many teens they make uncomfortable from the front window of their virtual bungalow style house.
Matt O'Brien · CBC Arts ·

KYOTO, JAPAN—Nintendo announced this week that they will be releasing a line of Wii U games directed specifically at seniors.

"We've already conquered the youth demographic, now it's time to challenge ourselves and introduce gaming to a whole new generation," said Satoru Iwata, CEO of Nintendo Japan.

The line of releases will debut with the easy to play, and very addictive Glaring at Teens (above), where players will get points based on how many teens they make uncomfortable from the front window of their virtual bungalow style house.

Nintendo is expected to release a new, exciting, senior centric game each month. Here is what we have to look forward to:

Cane Whacker

Demand correct change for a purchase you didn't make in this exciting new first person shooter (cane whacker).

Kids On My Lawn 2: I'm Keeping This Frisbee

Kids On My Lawn is expected to be the biggest game of the coming year, Nintendo has already started developing a sequel for the game titled Kids On My Lawn 2: I'm Keeping This Frisbee.

Driveway Sprayer 2014

Hose down a virtual drive way, and once it's clean, continue hosing it anyway while gossiping with virtual neighbours. Rumours of downloadable celebrity drive ways to be released later this year.

Handkerchief Cougher Pro

Cough into a handkerchief in densely populated areas of a giant free roaming virtual city. Use experience points to purchase new upgrades and trick out your handkerchief.

The Legend of Hilda: Journey to the Centre of Sears

Take on the role of Hilda and journey to the centre of Sears while meeting new and exciting Sears employees that will help you on your quest to purchase a new shower caddy.

Tea Time with Tammy: I Heard Brian's Son Dropped out of College (Special Edition)

An exciting turn based conversation simulator where you battle Tammy through hours of tea and jam cookies to decipher the mystery of why Brain's son would throw away his future by dropping out of college.